Colbeagle

Colbeagle is probably one of the greatest things to happen to Corum since Corum happened. He is the smartest person alive today that has seen Corum.

He can ban someone for no reason, wait until they complain enough then be like 'lol jk i just hate you its cool.'

He doesn't pander to faggots  nor does he ever give out items for free like other past GM's

He likes Mudkips.

He actually hates Corum but is just doing his job so he can work on a game that doesn't fail epically on a regular basis.

He typically puts stuff on sale for no real reason except people are starting to act pissy.

He can fix all the bugs in Corum but won't, because he likes people yelling at him daily on the forums to fix them.